Pink Macaroons

beyoncebeytwice:

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

May 22 21:16 with 52,989 notes

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ahlistenalison:

true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch

May 22 21:12 with 92,088 notes

‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

Me: Hello?

Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?

Me: I have no mother.

Her: Well can I speak to your father?

Me: Yeah, which one?

Her: Which one is home?

Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.

Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?

Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.

Her: So who's Antonio?

Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.

Her: So Carlos was cheating?

Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.

Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?

Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.

Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?

Me: I never said that.

Her: Yes, yes you did!

Me: No I didn't.

Her: Y-yes! You did!

Me: Did what?

Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

May 22 7:12 with 99,228 notes

l-acus:

abbey lee kershaw at diane von furstenberg ss ‘10.

I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff

May 21 19:06 with 81,702 notes

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

May 21 19:05 with 60,587 notes

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robot-heart:

Oreo-Stuffed Chocolate Chip Cookies (by Bakerella)

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jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

May 20 22:37 with 38,170 notes

rapedbyrapture:

It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life.

The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins…

KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.

May 20 21:45 with 13,266 notes

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